Jay Legend

I went on a date with a white woman.

It's important that I say that part for the story.

And as I was getting to know her, she was telling me how she was into gender pronouns and how she identified as a they-them, which is a crazy sentence to hear.

But I'm a super chill guy.

I don't overreact.

I'm like, if that's how you choose to live your life, I'll call you what you want to be called.

But I did let them know before we go out, I can only afford to pay for me and you.

And if that's gonna be a problem, we shouldn't do this, because they could come, just make sure they bring money, for real.

Because if they order anything off of this menu, they gonna pay for the shit, gratuity and all.

I'm not gonna be stuck with a bill for seven fucking people, because you don't know who you want to be in life.

That's not my responsibility, and I refuse to deal with it.

The part that pissed me off the most was they got up when it was time to order, so now I look like a dumbass at the table, because the waiter take the order, he like, sir, what would you like?

Put my order in with confidence.

Then he was like, what about your guests?

I was like, I don't know what they want.

He said, they?

You expecting more people?

I was like, no, it's just one of them.

He said, one of them?

I said, yes, nigga, one of them.