Jay Legend

Like, the first one is if I can smell it before you take your pants off, I'm not eating that shit.

And they always get mad at you when you tell them that they pussy stink like they don't know.

Like, bitch, you knew that pussy smelled like a 91 degree day in Puerto Rico before you came over here.

And the second one is, if you ever had an abortion.

Yeah, I always lose people on that part.

But fuck that, somebody got murdered in there.

Y'all know niggas don't fuck around in haunted houses.

My tongue, my choice, bitch.

Because a couple of months ago, I seen a TikTok where they asked a white girl, if you take a shower on Wednesday, when the next time you take a shower, this bitch saying Friday.

That's not good, and that's why your eyes look like that.

I'm originally from Washington, D.C.

What's up, brother?

No, I started in San Antonio.

I started at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, but I've been living there since 2010, and that's when I started.

My dad, my brother was in the military, and he got, he left, and then he had a baby in San Antonio and stayed there, and my dad moved down there, so I just moved once I got divorced because I was running from a terrorist.

Uh, no.

I remember I told y'all last time my mom was white.

My mom was white, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Your dad was dark as shit.