Jay Mohr

Even though my dad raced.

Your dad raced?

SCCA, Northeast, like Lime Rock, Bridge Hampton, Watkins Glen.

He was a spec racer.

That's why I always go by... Whatevs.

Yeah, well, we never went on vacation as kids because he said we didn't have any money.

And then as soon as all the kids graduated high school, all of a sudden there was a brand new race car in the driveway and he bought a yacht.

And he knew Paul Newman.

He knew Tom Cruise and all those guys.

Mike Joy and him are good friends from NASCAR.

Wow.

Didn't go too well because of my drug addiction.

I was so dehydrated on Adderall that I needed an IV in the writer's room.

And in my mind, Adam, I was just showing them what lengths I was willing to go to stay in the fight and put on a good show.

The NASCAR executives walk in, they just see a comedian hooked up.

to an IV, and it looked like what it was, like, this guy's an obvious drug addict.

And I thought I looked like, you know, Willy Loman in there, just like a nice blue-collar guy from Jersey trying to get his writing on.

Do you remember me and Danica Patrick?

It was on the news that I don't like women because I roasted her at the NASCAR Awards.

I said, Danica, she was sitting right there.