Jay Mohr
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Podcast Appearances
I go, Danica, I hope you're not uncomfortable tonight.
I know you're not used to sitting in the front.
And they just did a cutaway of her mean mugging me.
It was a great joke.
I made fun of Jimmy Johnson's stupid face for ten minutes.
Because, you know, I don't work.
I just lay around and take naps all day.
It's always like Joe Namath.
I don't know when his ears got to be the size of radar dishes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Or moderate to severe psoriasis.
And they all have show tunes.
I have type 2 diabetes, but I manage it well.
I used to shit my pants at work.
We should call him.
You should any time.
And make sure you take a cold plunge wearing blue jeans.
How about this?
Why don't we get a guy like Chuck, somebody on your staff, and have them sign up for the reverse mortgage, have them get the pen life, and just send one guy through that never-ending buzzsaw.