Jay Mohr

thing that I do, I give them the old eyeball, and they come flying out of the belfry alongside the car, they change out the tires, and they go, oh, this car's got no brakes.

It sounds almost unbelievable.

Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

With a bat?

With a bat.

The bats, they're aggressive.

You said the bats skin the cats?

No, well, you take it and put the words in my mouth.

This is mainstream media right here.

saying i'm fake news no i said you're mainstream media you're adam carolla for god's sakes i'm just saying my pit crew it used to be hawks but the hawks would get distracted by rodents and certain legumes that they saw growing that looked like a rodent but the bats they don't get distracted they see my car going by and that's why if you look at the side of my car it just looks like

Yeah.

When you and I were there, David, was Dana there also?

No.

Well, let me ask you a question.

Yeah.

And I also remember, okay, David and, it's so weird to call you David.

David.

Spade and Fred Wolf were in the graphics room.

I just remember a waiter coming over going, get the fuck out of here.

He's in the middle of a punchline, and the waiter would walk up.