Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What is Jay Mohr's background and career highlights?
In this episode, Jay Moore joins me live at the Carr Museum. Kind of cool. Always funny. Also, Rudy's got the news, and we'll do that right after this. This is Adam Carolla from The Adam Carolla Show. If you care about sports, you care about moments. And right now, they're everywhere. March Madness is tightening.
Chapter 3: What news stories are discussed at the beginning of the episode?
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This episode of the Adam Carolla Show is brought to you by SimpliSafe. From the Jordan Family Events Center in Santa Ana, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Jay Moore and Paul Newman's race cars. Plus the news with Rudy Povich. And now, Adam Carolla. All right, everybody. Jay Moore has hit the stage.
Yeah!
For those listening at home, we're at the Jordan Family Event Center, and that's where all the Newman race cars are, all 13. I gave you guys a tour, kind of a fun hobby that my kids don't give a shit about, but I wish my dad had collected something instead of venereal diseases. No, he'd never had sex with anybody.
Jay Moore, I was thinking about coming up here today and talking to you because I realized that there was a movie called Bobby Deerfield. Do you guys remember the 70s race car movie with Al Pacino? Yeah, which one of these is the game? Al Pacino, it wasn't a big hit. He wasn't really convincing as a race car driver, I don't think. How do they fit all these horses under the hood?
This crowd is to wake up. Hoorah! Well, get into the mic a little more, Jay. I think that's what... That's what I'm saying. Then I thought to myself... I don't think Jay Moore knows much about racing or cars.
Even though my dad raced. Your dad raced? SCCA, Northeast, like Lime Rock, Bridge Hampton, Watkins Glen. He was a spec racer. That's why I always go by... Whatevs.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Jay Mohr share about racing and cars?
One of the many side effects... And in rare cases, death. Can we do... Listen, I'm not good friends with Robert Kennedy Jr., but I do have his phone number.
We should call him.
I should call him.
You should any time.
I meant to say you call me any time. Can we... Hold on, Robert. Let me pitch this to you. You're getting the vaccine schedule looked at. You've turned the pyramid, the food pyramid upside down. You're getting red dye number 17 out of the Cheetos. Could you do America this favor? Because I know you don't want to allow pharmaceutical advertisements on TV like they do in Europe, right?
We shouldn't allow it. But listen, here's what I would say, because I know Pfizer and Upjohn and all these pharmaceutical companies have pretty powerful lobbies, right? I'll meet you halfway. You can advertise your pharmaceuticals on TV, but no more warnings about the side effects.
It's gonna be 60 seconds of people dancing on a softball field, and then at the end, you go, talk to your fucking doctor. That's it. Not talk to your doctor and here's what you guys might talk about. Just talk to your doctor. Because they say talk to your doctor and then they start talking about rectal bleeding. Yeah. And I'm trying to eat. I'm sorry. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, just go and talk to your doctor. Like, it always drove me nuts when they had all those wonder cleaning things, you know, the sprays, you know. Remember when you're a kid, they go, works on RVs, works on boats, works on households, and then they go, works on anything. Well, just put that at the beginning. We don't need to go through all the specifics it works on.
It said worked on it. Talk to your doctor. Done.
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Chapter 5: How does Jay Mohr relate his family history to racing?
I mean, this was a scenario that made sense to me. The ambulance would charge X amount moving. You could do it for $300, $400, no problemo, and I'm bringing lunch. And I had guys agreeing to do it.
We used to watch, in New York, they had public access, they had it here in LA too, but public access TV, you know, like Wally George was on it here and stuff. Yeah, and they had these two guys talking sports. It was a big fat guy and a little guy. Me and my roommate are stoned out of our heads watching this live, and you could call in. And I called in, I'm like, hey, it's Mike in Queens.
They're like, hey, what can we do for you? And I go, I was just wondering where you got your shirt. And the big fat guy goes, oh, all my clothing's from, I go, no, no, not you, the little guy. And he goes, I don't know. And I go, "'Cause I thought maybe you blew a gay guy for it." And the guy, in real time, looks into the camera and goes, "'Your mother got me this shirt, you motherfucker!'
Like, he's going crazy. We're, like, ripping bong, and it's like, ah!" We gotta bring back live public access TV.
I used to do a show out of eagle rock public tv does anyone go that far back so i used to do a saturday show called like ask mr builder guy or something it was like home improvement with some comedy and i'd do it live out of the eagle rock studios and i
the old tapes recently the phone number at the end like call if you it's just my home phone number in my apartment in Santa Monica that so that that time I would I would just call we just take live phone calls and it would just most of them were just guys I pick up the phone I go hey what can I help you with what's your home improvement question and I just hear fuck fuck
I think the record was like 27 bucks before we hung up on him. But that tape, weirdly, a couple years later I met Jimmy over at K-Rock, and Jimmy was sort of like, you seem funny, but is there any tape of you doing anything? He was picturing, you know, tonight at the improv or something like that.
I said, the only tape I have is this public access thing where there's a potted plant, a guy yells fuck 28 times. And he said, let me check out that tape. And I was like, all right, it's just a public access or whatever. But I showed him that tape, must have been 1994, and he was like, It's good. I get it. I get what you do.
And then sort of went to work getting me on K-Rock after that, which is huge if you're from this neck of the woods, right? Yeah, hopefully we'll have that doc coming out pretty soon.
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Chapter 6: What humorous stories does Jay Mohr share from his career?
I was going to go Wilkes-Barre, but we'll go Plentywood. Well, you know, before the smartphones and everything with you kids, you had to, like, get out an almanac and look at stuff. Like, it was crazy, right? Everybody had a big bush. Mm-hmm. Everyone had a big bush and a Thomas guy. Even guys now don't have it. Guys, no. You got a manscape. Yeah, no bush.
It's gotta be rough being a crab these days. You know what I mean? These are lean years for the pubic lice.
You gotta go straight eyebrows. Yeah. That's like penthouse to crabs. Yeah. Way better view.
I bet Japan doesn't have much of a crab issue. They're very tiny and they're hairless. And who has the worst crab? Armenia. Yeah, the Armos. That's a crab-laden nation right there. No disrespect. Not disrespect.
No.
Just a nation filled with crabs.
All right, Jay. What's the guy-to-woman ratio here? About 1,000 to 1? No. You really pack in your demo, don't you?
Listen. Listen. These dudes are salt of the earth. Right. Salt, I mean, raises your blood pressure and almost free.
Half the room looks like they stormed the Capitol on January 2nd. They want to get there before the traffic.
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Chapter 7: How does the conversation shift to current events and politics?
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Look, I understand you're going to challenge the results of the race.
But don't make any mistake. I won the goddamn race! And that's okay! Do you guys know who Harvey Keitel is? Well, then make some noise. Don't spook the thoroughbred. Look, I understand. You took last place. You're super fucking pissed. It's not my fault you got a goddamn barbecue attached to your back bumper.
I was thinking on the way here about the most specific car song ever, which is Shut Down by the Beach Boys. And you guys all know it.
You mean most specific, like, saying exactly what's the car, as opposed to Gary Newman. You're in my car. Yeah, yeah.
It's just I'm in a car. Well, so, like, when you listen to Deep Purple's Highway Star...
the lyrics to that song is like my car goes a million miles an hour it's got big fat tires and everything like it's not very specific big fat tires doesn't it's not really racing terminology they're british so they're already on the wrong side of the road but the beach boys tack it up you guys know the song i mean it's it's shut down You know the one? No.
Tack it up, tack it up, buddy, gonna shut you down. It happened on the strip where the road is wide.
Sing it, sing it. Go stand up.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the political discussions mentioned?
That means you're hitting the gas. That means you're hitting the gas pedal. Yes, revving up the engine. You got it. Tack it up. You know what tack it up means? T or P? Tack? Tack with a T. No. Tachometer. Oh. Rev it up. Tachometer? Right? All right. Buddy going to shut you down. Declining numbers at an even rate. At the count of one, we both accelerate. Is that the tree?
The Christmas tree.
Yeah, okay. All right, we got that. I'm doing all right. Doing all right. I'm smart. My stingray is light. The slicks are starting to spin. That's his tires. Right? But the 413's really digging in. That's the other car. That's the other car. That's the Dodge. That's the Dodge car with the max wedge engine in it.
Super stock Dodge is widened out and low, but my fuel injected stingray is really starting to go. To get the traction, I'm going to ride in the clutch. My pressure plate's burning. That machine's too much. He's going to a lower gear. To get better traction? No. No, no. To get the traction, he's riding the clutch. So he doesn't dump the clutch and spin. He's nursing the clutch.
Kind of like a Skip Barber heel-toe racing. Oh, we pulled a Skip Barber reference out. He's riding the clutch. His pressure plates burn in that machine too much. No idea. The clutch is the actual disc, and the pressure plate is what you engage and disengage with your foot. So when your foot's all the way off, the pressure plate is engaged. When you push it in, it disengages.
If you're riding it, it's spinning on the pressure plate and burning it up.
Okay.
Hot clutch talk. Come on, ladies. You know you love it. All right.
I can hear the vaginas drying right now.
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