Jay Mohr

All right, this one goes out to the girls that know how to take their beating.

Big girls...

I got to dial it back.

I forgot what I was talking about.

This is good.

So I asked Joe Pesci in Raging Bull, do you think your character, do you think he had sex with Vicky?

Because the whole big point of the movie is, did you fuck my wife?

And he goes, I'm not answering that.

You're sick.

Yeah.

No, I thought you said I'm all right, Spider.

your shine box I always thought he had sex with Vicky in Raging Bull because he says earlier he goes no I told you the first time I'm your brother I always answer you the right way the first time no and then when he asks him did you fuck my wife he goes I'm not answering that you're a sick fuck she really did a number on you my SNL audition I did

It's funny, because Jim Downey, I remember him telling me, why don't you go to the writers' offices and do your impressions for them?

Nobody goes, I bet that 21-year-old guy does Harvey Keitel.

I didn't know how to do original characters.

If my audition was do original characters, I don't know.

Which one was that?

That was my first sketch I got on the air was, you know, like, call now.

Well, you know, it's basically the premise is people you would never want inside your head.

Like, you should call.