Jay Mohr
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Podcast Appearances
I could tell you if you're in grave danger or maybe you need help with your romance.
I could be at your house by now waiting in your garage, even if you're not home.
And then...
Tim Meadows came out as Todd Bridges, and David Spade came out as Crispin Glover.
These are all people you would never want in your fucking wheelhouse.
Oh, that bit is so good.
But it was all terrible.
Everything sucked because I wasn't in it.
I was like, this is the worst show.
See how long this show lasts.
Stupid Saturday Night Live.
Cancel my.
And I was on a roll because week one, I wrote the monologue for Charles Barkley, Barkley versus Barney.
Oh, really?
So then it was like week two, Christopher Walken, Psychic Friends Network.
I'm like, oh, I'm skiing downhill.
Not so fast, asshole.
Blackface?
Share his birthday and take that into essence.
I do.