Jay

Can we just stop here?

He's in gridlocked traffic.

What are your options?

There is very few options.

Like, if it's proper gridlocked, I honestly reckon you can get out of your car, you can poo on the side of the motorway, but you probably don't want to do that.

Like, if you've got a takeaway cup, you know.

Luxbox.

Lunchbox?

I don't reckon it's going to be that sort of consistency.

No, I reckon at that stage... Do you try and stick a pump bottle up your back?

The only reason you don't pull over in those situations normally is because you're trying to hold some form of...

I know.

So you pull over onto the side.

This is provided you're not gridlocked on a part where there's high concrete walls or whatever.

And then you just put your hazards on and fucking run or walk as far as you can.

Then you just pop a squat.

Depending on where you're at, you wouldn't want to be in a middle lane.

You want to be up against the barrier in the middle or outside.

At that point, you've still got to do the same thing.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter because what you do... I don't know if he's in a van, but the vehicle, the way of doing it is you just grab both doors, open them, and you sit between them and you just shit, pushing you back up against the car.