JD Vance

you're not allowed to do that.

Yeah, absolutely.

I use this analogy a couple times publicly.

So what's interesting to me about toddlers – and I've talked with Tucker Carlson about this –

Toddlers lie in a way that's very different from how everybody else lies, right?

So, like, if you're telling a lie, normally, you know, hey, did you do that thing?

You would say, no, no, no, somebody else did it, or they kind of qualify it a little bit.

Let me give you an example.

My four-year-old – I'm a big baker.

Probably surprised by that, but I'm a big baker –

And my four-year-old and I are making an Oreo cake a few weeks ago.

And my four-year-old is helping me.

He likes to help me out a lot when I bake.

And I go to the bathroom, and the Oreos that we're supposed to put in the Oreo cake, like crumble them up and put them in the cake, like half of them are gone when I get back.

And I'm like, buddy, what happened to the Oreos?

And he looks at me, and without a hint of irony or shame, he says, I didn't eat the Oreos.

You did.

Right.

So that's the way that Kamala Harris lies is I didn't eat the Oreos.

You did.