Jealous Mom
Appearances
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
You're not crazy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Well, I'll tell you why.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
That's for sure. Poached.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Good morning. That is unbelievable.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
I love it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
I guarantee it. Uh-oh. Nancy, if you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck with you one million times harder. So guess what, guys? My mom got a big fat ass for a white girl, but she got some small ass titties, and she was so jealous of me when I got my titties, dude. Yep. You know what? She made my dad buy her a boob job. Those tits ain't real. Those tits ain't real, guys. My mom has fake boobs.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Mom, after eight years, you might get like the sickness. It's like boob job fucking infection or something. What the fuck? Or boob job syndrome or something. It's like bad for your body.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
You dumb little bimbo whore. You dumb little bimbo whore. You let dad make you get a boob job? Are you fucking kidding me, Nancy? You're disgusting. You're a bimbo. Do you think old pro would be proud of that? As a doctor? As an obstetrician gynecologist, you think Oprah would be proud of the fact that you got pressured into getting a boob job by dad?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
And then you want to tell me that I don't deserve to survive? Yikes. Because you want to suck that fat pig's dick? Yep.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
You're just jerking off to the video. Give it to her.