Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Wed, 12 Mar 2025
Missed YMH Live X? Witness our BEST Live yet at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz! Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin. Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans! Your Mom’s House Ep. 801 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate 00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X 00:00:00 - Chicago 00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream 00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant 00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser 00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids 00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts 00:00:00 - TradWife Trend 00:00:00 - Dad Things 00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling 00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors 00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories 00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain 00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People 00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor 00:00:00 - Wrap Up 00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happens when a jealous mom confronts her daughter?
Chapter 2: Why does Tom Segura love Chicago?
Chapter 3: What was Christina's surprising dream about Tom?
What's a first date like ideally for you? Come on in.
Do you guys want to know the secret?
This is the best way to make plans the way we're done. You will see when you watch this show that we spend all the money. One of the top OnlyFans content creators, Alexis Bauer.
Trust me, they see every part of me. I can't believe it.
You're not crazy.
I want you to choke me later. I just want to get hard without pills. I think Duncan might want to fuck me. That's okay.
Hi, Amanda. This is Tom Segura. You're on YMH Live, and congratulations. You just won $10,000. He has been posting that he is reaching out to porn stars and wanting to shoot a scene with them.
She just texted me. She said, I'm watching.
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Chapter 4: What did Andrew Schulz reveal about fatherhood?
Chapter 5: How did Tom and Christina deal with miscarriage stories?
I'll do the scene. Hello.
Alexis!
Let's do this shit. For the heavy segment, everybody, you know what to do. No!
was not expecting people wearing their insides on the outside he came twice though he did honestly i'm into it
I'm excited to kick off my UK and Ireland tour this weekend. I'll be in Dublin this Saturday, March 15th at 3 Arena. Belfast for two shows at Waterfront Hall on March 16th. First show is sold out. We added a second show. Manchester at AO Arena March 19th. London at the OVO Arena Wembley March 20th. Glasgow at OVO Hydro March 21st. Nottingham at Motorpoint Arena March 22nd.
And Cardiff at Utilita Arena March 23rd. Get your tickets at tomseguro.com slash tour. I'll see you guys there.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights from Temptation Island Spain?
Chapter 7: What outrageous clip features a man married to a mannequin?
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
What's everybody? I'm just looking to laugh today. If you want to take your bra off and send me a picture, have fun with it.
But only if you're above 18.
Of course. I want you to be a high school graduate. And then you're in the category of which I will laugh and nothing else.
Everybody knows that boobs make guys LOL.
That's what we're always just like.
That's what you love. Look at these tits.
Look at these perfect tits.
Do you think that the king had an overwhelming response to his plea? Like, is that why he's making these videos? Or is there just like two girls, the lot lizards that.
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