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But anyway. Mom and I, Saturday night, Fantasy Island. The point of the story is there's a couple that comes to the island and they're like, Mr. Rourke, our fantasy is to live in a more moral time. They don't want to live in the depravity that was 1980. Oh my God. And Mr. Rourke gives them a warning like, You may not enjoy it so much as you think. It might be a little different than you expect.
So they're back to puritanical times. They create a village. It's so expensive to go to Fantasy Island. First of all, I don't know how these people are affording it because it's a whole thing.
So they're back to puritanical times. They create a village. It's so expensive to go to Fantasy Island. First of all, I don't know how these people are affording it because it's a whole thing.
So they're back to puritanical times. They create a village. It's so expensive to go to Fantasy Island. First of all, I don't know how these people are affording it because it's a whole thing.
Can I tell you the point?
Can I tell you the point?
Can I tell you the point?
So they go back to puritanical times and they're putting people in the stocks and punishing them and then they decide they don't want any puritans anymore.
So they go back to puritanical times and they're putting people in the stocks and punishing them and then they decide they don't want any puritans anymore.
So they go back to puritanical times and they're putting people in the stocks and punishing them and then they decide they don't want any puritans anymore.
It fucking sucks.
It fucking sucks.
It fucking sucks.
And you just... people and just take away... Got it.
And you just... people and just take away... Got it.
And you just... people and just take away... Got it.
Hold on. There's a priest in the town and he... This girl got married when she was 13 and then her husband died at 15 and she's 15 and he wants to bang her and it's so awful.
Hold on. There's a priest in the town and he... This girl got married when she was 13 and then her husband died at 15 and she's 15 and he wants to bang her and it's so awful.
Hold on. There's a priest in the town and he... This girl got married when she was 13 and then her husband died at 15 and she's 15 and he wants to bang her and it's so awful.
I feel like Ricardo Montalban... could not not get laid. Because he's so smooth and so handsome.