Jeff Dye
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You hooked up with this girl on what?
It's just I hooked up with this girl on Facebook dating, and we went to dialysis.
I work at the secret group sometimes.
What do you do there?
I'll stand by the door and, like, check people's IDs and, like, they think I'm not working there because you look at me, I kind of look like a bridge troll, but, you know.
I was trying to think of something funny to say, but I didn't.
No, yeah, it matches the drapes.
Yeah, man, it's been crazy.
I had somebody notice me at Kroger from this show, and I was really excited because I thought he was going to let me shoplift.
He didn't let me shoplift.
It was just a 24 pack of Dr. Peppers.
You're not a... He's just a shitty fan.
That's all that means.
That'd be a dope job, just going around asking people where they're from.