Jeff Dye
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I've done a lot of those.
Yeah, that's my goal.
You know, my cruise is pretty comfortable.
We talked about this last time, remember?
Yeah, my comedy career is similar to the ceilings at Sunset Strip.
It's been a rough start of the year.
For one, I found out that my upstairs neighbor is not so much of a pussy-crushing womanizer I have grown to admire from a distance.
He's just been married for a while and beats his wife a lot.
You laugh, but he killed her yesterday.
I found out that people with Down syndrome can actually get a driver license, and some of them can drive pretty good, which sucks, because now I don't know what to call Asian drivers anymore.
And I've been dating this girl who has a very stinky pussy.
But because it's very stinky, it's also very tight.
So I figured if plants can grow and dogs can roam in the streets of Chernobyl, I can learn to love this stinky bitch.
I'm half Mexican and half Arab.
So, boom, bitch.