Jeff Dye

It also comes with its own problems.

And that's what they do.

They seduce you.

They go, want to be in this movie?

Those are the hyenas, like you were saying.

But I don't want to be an actor.

And thank you for the opportunity.

And I love that you believe you can make some money off me by putting me in that.

But for me, walking my ass into a place that has a stage and a microphone and being able to be naughty and say anything I'd like and make jokes is so exciting to me.

If they put a billion dollars in my bank account tomorrow, I'll still go do my spot tonight at the mothership in Fat Man.

And if tomorrow they said, Jeff, you make zero dollars doing this.

You might want to find a day job.

I'll go, OK, but I'm still doing my spot, right?

Like, I'm still going to do it.

No matter what.

Oh, dude, I won't say this comic's name because, you know...

I just don't want any trouble with this guy, but I remember I was at a festival and I'm more criticizing his attitude on that night.

We're in the green room and they were like, so excited to have him because he's a very funny guy and very talented.

And they said, they go, so how much time do you want to do?

He was like, how much time am I contracted to do?