Jeff Dye

And they were like, oh, well, you know, your book's for 45 minutes, but I was just letting you know, you're the end of the show and everyone's here to see you, so just do whatever you want.

He goes, then I'm doing the 45 minutes.

And I remember thinking, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Like, they're happy you're here.

Everyone is excited.

Yeah, just, if you tell me that, bro, I'm on stage for two hours.

45 minutes is good, but I'm going to stay up there, you know, because I like being up there.

Yeah, it's fun, but...

It's not, you're not pouring concrete, dude.

Like you get to go tell jokes to these people.

Like what an exciting job you have.

That's exciting.

Crazy.

Exactly.

So I've worked at Hollywood Video.

I've worked at any coffee shop.

I've had over 40 different coffee jobs because I just couldn't keep a job.

I was always living somewhere different or pursuing comedy so aggressively that I just needed a job.

So I was good at getting the job.

And then I would fuck off or do something stupid and I'd let go or I'd move and just ghost that job.