Jeff Grant

It was just like, oh my God, like the world's coming to an end.

But a month or two later, they're advertising these SBA loans, which are EIDL loans.

What does that mean?

Well, you know, from the pandemic and all these COVID loans, these were the COVID loans, kind of COVID loans, the PPP loans and things like that, that were 20 years ago after 9-11.

So they were giving out these emergency loans, the EIDL loans, and they were like 30-year loans at 3%.

Right.

Okay.

That's right.

And because I was one county away from New York City, I was in the bubble of counties that where I could get EIDL money.

But I called them up and they said, yeah, you'll probably qualify, fill out an application.

And it wasn't like it is now where they like email you stuff, you know, like there was actually, I had to go pick it up and I had to fill it out.

So when I'm filling out the application, I'm so desperate and I'm so stoned.

And I'm so scared that I lied on the application and said that I have an office a block away from ground zero at 40 Wall Street.

Because I want to be like right in the zone and, you know, right in the zone.

And it wasn't exactly untrue because I did have conference facilities there, but I never used them.

And I didn't have any economic loss as a result of losing them.

But I know what I'm doing is I'm padding my application so that and they already told me I'm approved.

I'm out of my mind.

Right.

So there's no reason to do this whatsoever.