Jeff Ross

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2,359 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 14 Jun

Jeff Ross’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 4 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 2.

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So I went back at him and got him where it hurts.
I was in a bunch of jokes about how ugly he is, and finally I said, you're the ugliest jerk-off I've ever seen, and that includes David Carradine's autopsy report.
Imagine TMZ like in the 60s.
We got Frank Sinatra coming out of Chase and speeding up a bus boy.
They never take a picture of anything like that.
We got Sammy Davis Jr.
banging a white broad out of Hollywood.
Yeah.
That was the controversial one where Frank had to, like, bow out of being his best man at the wedding.
Because it was... They were afraid they were going to get shot.
And he's like, hey, maybe I'll go on.
And, you know, he just pops up and riffs for five minutes.
And it's like, you might as well serve Ambien to the audience.
Like, it's fun to see the big stars there, but they don't really bring their big names.
Maybe it should be vertical on the side of the screen.
You get to watch the carrot talk video.
You can take meetings without any pants on.
Right.
So you're whacking off, suddenly you hit the wrong button, and you blow your load to iCarly.
You need a separate porn office, Adam.
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