Jeff

I think he might say yes.

He might, but we do have our work cut out for us.

Alexis may even need to be a part of this advice-giving sesh.

Call me crazy, but she might actually be helpful here because when we come back, we're going to try to help Lily hitch a ride on a guy's private jet, bringing along multiple suitcases so she can move to Scottsdale without driving there.

Boxes even.

That's what this segment has come to.

Look at us.

It's your Awkward Tuesday phone call, and we're going to do it right after this.

Hold on.

Never in the history of this show have we had a more dramatic request.

I mean, you're actually right.

Our listener, Lily, says she desperately needs our advice.

And if it doesn't work, sadly, she'll have to fly commercial.

I bet people are screaming in their car right now in horror.

As they should be.

But what is she asking?

Well, she's moving from Miami to Scottsdale and does not want to drive cross-country.

Doesn't want to fly with the normies on Southwest either.

So instead, she wants to hitch a ride on the private jet of a dude that she just met.

Hitch a ride with all her stuff.