Jeff

So I look him right in the eyes, and I go, ha, ha, ha, ha.

20 minutes of just laughing?

You can really get each other.

I know.

So exciting for you.

Alexis, what's been on your mind?

That's a little much.

Smart lady.

She can only take so many of your stories in a short amount of time.

If she answers the phone, that is.

I think there might be a trend that's happening that nobody's talking about.

Because I haven't seen it in the media.

I haven't seen any articles on it, but I am witnessing it happening firsthand.

Because it started when I was just driving around town recently, and I saw this car passing with a Christmas tree on top of it.

No, it didn't look dead or anything.

It looked like a new healthy tree.

i thought that's kind of weird but the next day i saw another car with another tree on it and then i went to the grocery store i'm walking into the store a lady is driving through the parking lot literally almost runs me over comes within six inches of like plowing me down and i had to jump back her head is fully turned toward the grocery store and i'm like what's distracting her sure enough there's a display of second-hand lightly used christmas trees in front of the store

see exactly I didn't know about this either how is it not dead I don't know but they're real trees that people have used during the holiday returned back to the store when they're done and now new people can buy them again at a discounted price

I don't know what people are using them for, but they're buying these old used Christmas trees.

Wait, they're charging for them?