Jeffrey Dubow

Went to four other locations doing the exact same thing.

Oh, wow.

The managers were all talking on the phone about some crazy lady in a 1980s stand-up comedy blazer with shoulder pads who's ranting, impersonating a teacher.

So Brooke got detained and was questioned by officers.

That's basically all that I know.

We're running a little late here.

Had to explain the whole thing.

So, Brooke, we have about three seconds for your official statement.

Go ahead.

Great.

No, I'm sorry.

I say guilty and the text board agrees.

So while we mitigate this PR nightmare on our hands, let's send it over to Digital Jake who could possibly bring the reputation of this proud show down any farther than it already is.

I don't think she can fit in the jail cell with those shoulder pads.

I'll go in sideways.

Digital Jake, take it away.

Did you know the name Steve is a masculine name of British origin that means crown or victorious or garland?

I didn't know that.

What up, my buddy Steve?

And it derives from the Greek name Stephanos.