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Brooke and Jeffrey

Shock Collar Question of the Day (5/13/26)

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: Who are the guests on this episode?

0.031 - 18.816 Robert Smigel

Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy? Not quite! On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between-songs banter.

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18.796 - 21.62 Jeffrey Dubow

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

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21.801 - 30.554 Robert Smigel

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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30.574 - 47.812 Unknown

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.

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47.832 - 65.408 Unknown

And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

65.388 - 80.155 Emily Abadi

Life is full of hurdles. So how do you keep going? On Hurdle with Emily Abadi, we're talking with the most inspiring women in sports and wellness, from professional athletes, coaches, and Olympic champions, about the challenges that shape them and the mindset that keeps them moving forward.

80.455 - 87.328 Brooke Fox

At our level, at this scale, being able to fail in front of the entire world. Like, I can do anything. Like, I can do anything.

87.308 - 92.738 Emily Abadi

Listen to Hurdle with Emily Abadi on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

93.099 - 96.566 Unknown

Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

Chapter 2: What is the significance of the 'Steve' theme?

113.415 - 131.804 Clifford Taylor IV

This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

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132.304 - 142.179 Michelle McPhee

I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.

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142.72 - 148.028 Unknown

Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets. A billion dollar fraud.

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148.058 - 161.764 Michelle McPhee

But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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163.094 - 165.658 Jeffrey Dubow

I think I'm going to have to address the elephant in the room.

166.439 - 167.66 Alexis Fuller

Why are you calling me that again?

167.901 - 169.603 Jeffrey Dubow

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

169.683 - 170.765 Alexis Fuller

It's not like that.

170.785 - 171.686 Jeffrey Dubow

It is about Brooke.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts define the criteria for famous Steves?

212.132 - 235.327 Jeffrey Dubow

Party of greats. It's National Teacher Appreciation Month. And again, I'm just going off the report here. Brooke's going to give her side of the story in just a sec. But the report states she marched into the establishment and told the staff, teachers in the house. And then she slapped the counter and demanded a free burger. Brooke, you're not a teacher. Brooke, hold on.

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235.388 - 252.338 Jeffrey Dubow

You're going to get your chance here. Because when they asked her to show her credentials, she pulled up a photo on her phone of Jose in a Boy Scout costume. And said, this is one of my held back children from my class. So, yes.

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252.358 - 256.324 Alexis Fuller

Dude, Jose's like an entire first grade wrapped up into one man.

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256.344 - 279.799 Jeffrey Dubow

Yeah, I'm the collective, yay! Don't try to justify your lies to us, Brooke. Okay. So, yes, she did get the free burger. But then, Brooke got greedy. Went to four other locations doing the exact same thing. Oh, wow. The managers were all talking on the phone about some crazy lady in a 1980s stand-up comedy blazer with shoulder pads who's ranting, impersonating a teacher.

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280.139 - 285.508 Jeffrey Dubow

So Brooke got detained and was questioned by officers. That's basically all that I know.

285.488 - 286.832 Alexis Fuller

Did this really happen?

286.892 - 293.23 Jeffrey Dubow

We're running a little late here. Had to explain the whole thing. So, Brooke, we have about three seconds for your official statement. Go ahead.

293.631 - 299.126 Alexis Fuller

I appreciate all the teachers, and I hope there was enough burgers to go around. That's all. Is that?

299.166 - 321.189 Jeffrey Dubow

Great. No, I'm sorry. I say guilty and the text board agrees. So while we mitigate this PR nightmare on our hands, let's send it over to Digital Jake who could possibly bring the reputation of this proud show down any farther than it already is. I don't think she can fit in the jail cell with those shoulder pads. I'll go in sideways. Digital Jake, take it away.

Chapter 4: What are some notable Steves mentioned in the discussion?

386.399 - 408.763 Jeffrey Dubow

You just have to name a famous Steve from my list to stay in the game. And these are all real Steves. No fictional Steves. They could be alive or dead. And I've taken Stephen Colbert and Stevie Wonder off the list. Okay, okay. No trick. Sorry, Brooke. We'll start with the woman who's personally puked on four Steves in different bars this year. That's Alexis. Sorry. Alexis, famous Steves.

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408.743 - 413.172 Alexis Fuller

Well, I'm going to go first one, probably easy one, The Office, Steve Carell.

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413.353 - 421.69 Jeffrey Dubow

Yeah. Steve Carell is number two on my list. The silver save is in play. Let's go over to Brooke.

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421.838 - 426.305 Alexis Fuller

Okay, that was obviously top of my list as well. I'm sure it was everybody's, right?

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426.345 - 428.588 Jeffrey Dubow

Yeah, first thing I thought of. Not for me, but go ahead.

428.989 - 437.602 Alexis Fuller

This is a risky one to me because I don't know. Interesting, it's the first round. I don't know if you make lists like this by putting firecrackers in your butt, but I'm going to go Steve-O.

437.682 - 446.195 Jeffrey Dubow

Yeah, I was going to say Steve-O. Jack has a Steve-O. He's famous. is not in the top 20.

446.215 - 447.977 Alexis Fuller

Darn it. Thanks, Jose. He's on our list.

448.057 - 465.759 Jeffrey Dubow

You hear the name Steve, and your first thought is butt firecrackers. Yeah. I wasn't sure if he meant me or him making the list that way, but Jose, top 20 most famous Steves. Only Steve Carell is off the board right now. I'm going to go Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs. Oh, good one. Number one on the list. Oh, my gosh.

Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise during the game?

507.696 - 508.757 Alexis Fuller

Thought of another one.

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508.777 - 526.805 Jeffrey Dubow

Really? Because you said Steve-O in the first round. That's insane that you think you'd get another chance. Let's go to Jose. Just because he's a legend in my heart and I want it to be true, I'm going to say Crikey Steve Irwin. Oh, good one. The crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin. Number 11 on my list.

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526.825 - 530.133 Emily Abadi

I can't believe how many famous Steve's there are.

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530.233 - 541.84 Jeffrey Dubow

It's over to Jeffrey. Well, I gotta support my fellow Jews in the entertainment industry. Give me Steven Spielberg. Oh, Steven Spielberg. Number 14 on the list. We're doing well. Back to Alexis.

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542.14 - 553.834 Alexis Fuller

I don't know if it counts, but, like, I remember when I first found out who he was, I had to Google it a lot to make sure it was Steph Curry, not, like, Stephan Stephen Curry. Like, you know how to say his name? I don't know if that's a Steve, but I'm going to go Steph Curry.

553.854 - 560.282 Jeffrey Dubow

Steph Curry did not make my list of Steves. Interesting. Probably because his name is Steph.

560.342 - 564.007 Alexis Fuller

Like, what's it short for? Stephanie. Yeah, whatever.

564.027 - 589.966 Jeffrey Dubow

Steph Curry. Let's go to Jose now. I'm hoping because he's a billionaire, he's popular enough. I'm going with Steve Wozniak. Steve Wozniak, number nine on the list. Okay. Back to Jeffrey. West Side Story, Stephen Sondheim. What the heck? Who's that? The guy who wrote West Side Story? Yeah, he's not going to be on the list. Brooke, if he's on the list.

589.986 - 607.309 Jeffrey Dubow

Dude, I have two other Stevens that would be better, Jeff. Hey, Brooke, guess what? You said Stevo. So I'm not going to let you read those other names. I'm going with my gut. Steven Sondheim. Steven Sondheim is not in the top 20. Jose, with the silver save in your pocket, you've won today's edition of... Plenty of 20.

Chapter 6: How does the game of naming famous Steves unfold?

627.963 - 647.111 Jeffrey Dubow

Not Stephen Curry. Very close. Steve Kerr. He's the coach of the Golden State Warriors. Steph Curry's coach. Steve Madden, fashion designer. Stephen Hawking and Steve Burns, the original host of Blue's Clues, made the list. What? Should have known that one. Steve. Okay. Well, Jose, you win, so you get to choose who gets shocked.

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647.131 - 651.898 Jeffrey Dubow

Whoever it is is going to sing Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. Stephen Tyler's band. Thanks.

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654.106 - 656.852 Alexis Fuller

Thanks, T-Bone.

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656.952 - 657.594 Jeffrey Dubow

Thanks, T-Bone.

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657.634 - 666.674 Alexis Fuller

I thought that was Steven Tyler. Don't want to close my eyes. Don't want to fall asleep.

666.694 - 672.908 Jeffrey Dubow

That's your Chalk Collar question of the day. Happy birthday to all the Steves out there. We've got the phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.

672.888 - 691.572 Robert Smigel

Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between-songs banter.

691.552 - 694.395 Jeffrey Dubow

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

694.556 - 702.925 Robert Smigel

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 7: What controversies arise around the inclusion of certain Steves?

825.141 - 834.655 Michelle McPhee

Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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