Jeffrey Dubow

This is one of those on the roadside where you're just supposed to.

It's like the honor system.

In fact, the woman has even heard saying thanks before walking away without paying.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Okay, I will say that I feel like there's some people that probably don't get how these work.

well the small business owner said she didn't know what to do about it yeah until surprisingly the woman came back a few weeks later oh okay maybe she finally brought the money because she didn't realize she didn't have cash or something well the owner just went and confronted her and said i have a tab for you from a couple weeks ago so pay up that's actually nice well the woman patted down her pockets and said she had to go back to her car to get her phone on the way there the owner filmed her so she could get her license plate

And then she passed that along to cops, and sure enough, the very next day on the law enforcement Facebook page, there was a mugshot of Sharon with her criminal nickname above her head, which read, Captured Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit.

It doesn't sound very intimidating.

It's supposed to be my nickname.

Dang it.

Go to your next laser story out of Texas.

35-year-old man named Jimmy Jack had just gotten himself in a new Tesla Cybertruck, and he wanted to test all the features on it, including the Wade Mode water feature.

Well, apparently that specific mode lifts the car up slightly so you can cross over shallow water like small streams.

Or a creek.

Okay.

Things like that.

But Jimmy Jack didn't read those details.

Oh.

Which is why he drove straight down a boat ramp and into a lake.

He thinks it's, like, subnautic.