Jeffrey Dubow

They did have those cars in the 50s that turned into boats.

Remember those?

Oh, my God.

Oh, that is a lot of water.

That is above the wheel wells there, my friend.

The design of the Cybertruck kind of looks like a car that would, like, turn into a watercraft.

Except for it's electric, so that's... Yeah, the Cybertruck reportedly flooded, stopped working, and Jimmy Jack and his female passenger had to leave it behind.

Wait, there was someone that could have stopped him from doing this in the car with him?

A girl who's smarter than him?

Yeah.

I think she was probably encouraging it.

Yeah, let's do it, honey.

And this whole time, she thought she was dating someone who also had a boat.

As for Jimmy Jack, he was arrested and charged with operating a vehicle in a closed section, plus lacking required boat registration.

In order to use the boat ramp, you need to have a boat registration.

That's so funny.

Let's go to your next laser story out of Food News.

You ever wanted to eat peanut butter M&M's by the spoonful?

Yes.

Now, you can because Mars is officially jarring it as M&M's peanut butter spread this fall.