Jeffrey Dubow

Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged.

It's the enhanced games.

Some call it grotesque.

Others say it's unleashing human potential.

Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.

Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

It's the radio segment that came out with a product for chefs on the go, introducing boomerang knife sets.

Toss the knife at the turkey across the room, it slices it up, and then comes right back to you.

Oh, just grab it.

It's easy.

Thanks to laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other sloppy choppies just don't.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

Let's start, Jeff.

Ooh.

I thought this type of thing died down a few years ago, but apparently it's still a thing.

Two 18-year-olds were arrested recently after driving a riding lawnmower through Target.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Through Target?

Yeah, it was a stunt for social media.