Jeffrey

Maybe you should try the brand new product from Pepsi called Wild Cherry Pepsi SPF 30 Tinted Lip Gel.

We'll have the pics up on our Insta stories of Brooke and Jeffrey, but it's a bright red caffeinated lip ointment that tastes like a can of wild cherry soda mixed with sunscreen.

It is.

Yeah, you guys turned out great.

You could fool me.

I've always wondered, why don't they make sunscreen taste better?

So thank you to Pepsi for hearing me out.

And where are they going to be selling it?

If you thought Walmart, duh, you would be wrong.

And you should feel very bad about yourself for a long, long time for even thinking that.

That was.

Good, you should, because Wild Cherry Pepsi SPF 30 tinted lip gel, far too classy for Walmart.

They'll be in Target stores in time for summer.

How dare you, Brooke.

Personally, I can't wait for Mountain Dew flavored bug spray.

I'm going to be all up in that, and we're going to be all up in laser stories right after this.

It's the radio segment that wants to revitalize McDonald's playplaces by replacing the balls in the ball pits with something even more fun.

Introducing pickle pits.

And when they're done, that's not sweat on their foreheads.

Your six-year-old is just going to be a little briny for the long drive home with Laser Stories.