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The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other giggling gherkins just don't.
Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Let's go to your first laser story out of my favorite, your favorite, Florida.
Florida.
I said Flora Favorite.
I had more jokes, but it's okay if you want to jump right to the punch.
I get it.
37-year-old Justin Allen showed up at a grocery store parking lot with a hammer the other day and went to town on a white Honda SUV.
Uh-oh.
This guy broke out a window, then got inside and started smashing the radio.
Nobody blames him for that.
This craziness continued to go on while people walked by with their carts, and they just all stared.
Eventually, a cop showed up, ordered him out of the vehicle at gunpoint, and got him into cuffs.
He had a weapon, yeah, that makes sense.
So what was going on?
Justin claimed his ex-girlfriend had left him for another guy and stole a bunch of his stuff, including his medication.
It's not clear if any of that's actually true or not, but the motive was clear.
He was unhappy, jealous, and wanted revenge.
Well, kind of.