Jeffrey

Oh, I would never.

Well, Lindsay, you jumped in too soon.

So we couldn't get to what Alex was thinking.

What was going through your mind, Alex?

I was thinking and I feel like I have proof because I witnessed your friend coaching you in getting me to like pay for your Uber and you playing this like damsel in distress act to get free stuff out of me.

Do you know what he's talking about, Lindsay?

I was expecting to be able to get help getting home.

I just said that.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

And so your answer to that was to get up and just leave dinner at the end and leave me the bill?

Like, I don't know, like an immature loser?

What the hell?

I mean, here's the question.

Wait, wait, wait.

I want to know, like, if you heard it before the date even started, why did you do the date?

So I was like, I'm going to manipulate you.

So you out manipulated her.

God forbid a guy helps a girl get home.

You know, usually people do that.

But you were practicing over and over again, and you two were laughing about it.