Jeffrey

And he can't believe he was naive enough to make this dumb, totally avoidable choice.

You're going to hear it in a special Valentine's episode of the Second Date Update coming up right after this.

Valentine's Day can be a dangerous holiday for a single person to try and meet someone.

A lot of pressure.

You kind of have something locked in by then.

You do.

You put a lot of pressure on yourself for it to work.

Just look at college-aged me and my infamous Valentine's Day massacre.

It started with a certain hunky frat boy inviting two lucky ladies to one party and ended with said frat boy drunk, alone in his room, crying and kicking a hole in the ceiling above his top bunk.

Because he struck out with both ladies that night.

They missed out, clearly.

Oh, yeah, they did.

Just saying, dating around this particular holiday isn't always the best idea.

And I'm not really sure how today's caller, Reese, feels about it.

Reese, you have a bunch of holes in your house somewhere right now?

Not for that reason.

Can you bring a girl back to your frat?

Only Jeff can have two girls in his room in a frat house and ruin it.

You already mission accomplished.

Okay.