Jelly Roll

I was like, fuck you.

I was like, fuck you.

I'm building the momentum. I had a moment the other day. I was telling Schultz this. It was a really small win, but for a lifelong food addict. Joe, I was up to 550-some pounds. I was having to weigh myself at meat places, you know. And I was telling him that I used to walk in, and like a drug addict, I would scan the room and make a count of everything I could eat. You know what I mean?

I'm building the momentum. I had a moment the other day. I was telling Schultz this. It was a really small win, but for a lifelong food addict. Joe, I was up to 550-some pounds. I was having to weigh myself at meat places, you know. And I was telling him that I used to walk in, and like a drug addict, I would scan the room and make a count of everything I could eat. You know what I mean?

I'm building the momentum. I had a moment the other day. I was telling Schultz this. It was a really small win, but for a lifelong food addict. Joe, I was up to 550-some pounds. I was having to weigh myself at meat places, you know. And I was telling him that I used to walk in, and like a drug addict, I would scan the room and make a count of everything I could eat. You know what I mean?

Like, if you had, like, the little baby Snickers and a little thing, or da-da-das, and like, the other day I was in my green room, and somebody was in the green room, and they picked up a piece of candy and said, you want one of these? Because we just got hit in a dab or something. I didn't even know the candy was in there, Joe. Because normally they don't put shit like that in my room.

Like, if you had, like, the little baby Snickers and a little thing, or da-da-das, and like, the other day I was in my green room, and somebody was in the green room, and they picked up a piece of candy and said, you want one of these? Because we just got hit in a dab or something. I didn't even know the candy was in there, Joe. Because normally they don't put shit like that in my room.

Like, if you had, like, the little baby Snickers and a little thing, or da-da-das, and like, the other day I was in my green room, and somebody was in the green room, and they picked up a piece of candy and said, you want one of these? Because we just got hit in a dab or something. I didn't even know the candy was in there, Joe. Because normally they don't put shit like that in my room.

And that was the first time I was like, oh, I'm on to something. Like, I'm fucking winning right now. Like, I didn't even notice. I could have been eating them for five hours. I didn't know. I would have ate them all. I didn't even scan for candy. It's not even a thought now when I walk into places. Is there a candy dish here? You know what I mean?

And that was the first time I was like, oh, I'm on to something. Like, I'm fucking winning right now. Like, I didn't even notice. I could have been eating them for five hours. I didn't know. I would have ate them all. I didn't even scan for candy. It's not even a thought now when I walk into places. Is there a candy dish here? You know what I mean?

And that was the first time I was like, oh, I'm on to something. Like, I'm fucking winning right now. Like, I didn't even notice. I could have been eating them for five hours. I didn't know. I would have ate them all. I didn't even scan for candy. It's not even a thought now when I walk into places. Is there a candy dish here? You know what I mean?

That used to be literally one of the first things I would look for. You know, is there a candy dish here?

That used to be literally one of the first things I would look for. You know, is there a candy dish here?

That used to be literally one of the first things I would look for. You know, is there a candy dish here?

I've had to make so many different small habit changes, but it's been the fucking... I was just telling Bubba out there, and I was telling Bruce on the way in here, I feel this good just losing 100 pounds, Joe, and I'm still... I've never told my weight, but I'm going to tell it here because I want some accountability from people. I'm 420-something now, 420, and...

I've had to make so many different small habit changes, but it's been the fucking... I was just telling Bubba out there, and I was telling Bruce on the way in here, I feel this good just losing 100 pounds, Joe, and I'm still... I've never told my weight, but I'm going to tell it here because I want some accountability from people. I'm 420-something now, 420, and...

I've had to make so many different small habit changes, but it's been the fucking... I was just telling Bubba out there, and I was telling Bruce on the way in here, I feel this good just losing 100 pounds, Joe, and I'm still... I've never told my weight, but I'm going to tell it here because I want some accountability from people. I'm 420-something now, 420, and...

Imagine I'm talking, I'm walking around different, talking different. My shoulders are setting different. I'm fucking my wife different. I'm just kind of, you know, I'm moving different. Bro, you probably have crazy powerful legs. Dude, it's crazy. I bet you have massive leg muscles. I've been going to the gym now. Listen, dude, as much as you can fit on that thing, I'm throwing. Of course.

Imagine I'm talking, I'm walking around different, talking different. My shoulders are setting different. I'm fucking my wife different. I'm just kind of, you know, I'm moving different. Bro, you probably have crazy powerful legs. Dude, it's crazy. I bet you have massive leg muscles. I've been going to the gym now. Listen, dude, as much as you can fit on that thing, I'm throwing. Of course.

Imagine I'm talking, I'm walking around different, talking different. My shoulders are setting different. I'm fucking my wife different. I'm just kind of, you know, I'm moving different. Bro, you probably have crazy powerful legs. Dude, it's crazy. I bet you have massive leg muscles. I've been going to the gym now. Listen, dude, as much as you can fit on that thing, I'm throwing. Of course.