Jelly Roll

I do have papers.

Okay.

I'm hoping to get permanent papers later, but... Yeah.

Canada is a good time, and I finally started dating a female girl.

Yeah, I had to pretend that, you know, I was interested in their $17,000 drawers, but the Amish, they're pretty pricey, but... And then I waited nine years, and then I met a girl who's not Amish, so I'm allowed to date her, but... Hell yeah.

Yeah, I was scared off of me cause I was talking to her and I made her laugh.

And then like four of her dad showed up immediately.

Oh shit.

They have so many dads, and they looked at me like there's no fucking chance.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I study in Canada to make money.

I go and I have a yo-yo company.

Yeah, no, we Americans make our shit.

But the thing is, in America, like, the yo-yo scene is kind of run by, I guess you'd call it the woke yo-yo mob.

I am BitTrap.

I am 26 years old, unemployed influencer who went viral for his mugshot back in 2020 and is adapting to regular life from his traumatic hoodlum origins.

What's up, what's up, what's up?

Now, I came out here, I'm a little angry, but I'm not angry with y'all.

I don't like the motherfuckers that's outside, so I came up with a few ways to destroy the world, and I only got a minute to do so.

The first one would be, for you religious motherfuckers, I want whoever you believe in, Jesus, Muhammad, whoever, I hope you come, so that way, the rest of us can be out here screaming like, holy shit!