Jelly Roll

This is where we got to be honest, right? I'm an honest guy. Yeah, of course. The Jason Bateman that we know right now would survive because he would be extorted. So he would pay for protection.

Yeah, it's crazy. Well, back in the days when cash was a real thing, you just smuggled in cash like they did drugs. But now, as you could imagine, it's like everybody's got cell phones in there, so they're like, hey, call your people and tell them cash at my people.

Yeah, it's crazy. Well, back in the days when cash was a real thing, you just smuggled in cash like they did drugs. But now, as you could imagine, it's like everybody's got cell phones in there, so they're like, hey, call your people and tell them cash at my people.

Yeah, it's crazy. Well, back in the days when cash was a real thing, you just smuggled in cash like they did drugs. But now, as you could imagine, it's like everybody's got cell phones in there, so they're like, hey, call your people and tell them cash at my people.

You can't have one.

You can't have one.

You can't have one.

That's the catch. Now, they do have tablets. I haven't been locked up in a long time, so I've missed some of this, but they have tablets now. When I go visit jails, they always show me their tablets so they can email and correspond that way. Wow. No kidding. But when I was in there, we were smuggling them in.

That's the catch. Now, they do have tablets. I haven't been locked up in a long time, so I've missed some of this, but they have tablets now. When I go visit jails, they always show me their tablets so they can email and correspond that way. Wow. No kidding. But when I was in there, we were smuggling them in.

That's the catch. Now, they do have tablets. I haven't been locked up in a long time, so I've missed some of this, but they have tablets now. When I go visit jails, they always show me their tablets so they can email and correspond that way. Wow. No kidding. But when I was in there, we were smuggling them in.

No shiv.

No shiv.

No shiv.

A lot of the wrong guys are going to come first. I've seen a lot of guys pay the wrong guy for protecting.

A lot of the wrong guys are going to come first. I've seen a lot of guys pay the wrong guy for protecting.

A lot of the wrong guys are going to come first. I've seen a lot of guys pay the wrong guy for protecting.

Yeah, they'll come in your cell when the cell doors pop. But it's also not as extortionary as we all make it sound. It's like... It truly depends on what your crime was, where you were. There's a lot of mitigating, like outside of the jokes at jail, there's a lot of politics of like what actually, why you're there.

Yeah, they'll come in your cell when the cell doors pop. But it's also not as extortionary as we all make it sound. It's like... It truly depends on what your crime was, where you were. There's a lot of mitigating, like outside of the jokes at jail, there's a lot of politics of like what actually, why you're there.

Yeah, they'll come in your cell when the cell doors pop. But it's also not as extortionary as we all make it sound. It's like... It truly depends on what your crime was, where you were. There's a lot of mitigating, like outside of the jokes at jail, there's a lot of politics of like what actually, why you're there.

Traditionally, if you keep your mouth shut, you're okay in there. Really?