Jen
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What's the protocol?
So I come in and I'm like bleeding everywhere.
And they're like, here, let me take your temperature.
Here, change your mask.
Here, stand outside.
I'm like, can I get some fucking stitches, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Finally, I get in to see the doctor and it was still wrapped.
So she hadn't seen it yet, but she asked me what happened.
And she's like, oh, this is the fifth kitchen accident I've seen this week.
She comes over and takes it all off and it starts gushing blood.
Her face said everything.
And she's like, okay, it's really deep.
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to close this.
You might have to go to the hospital.
And I was like, no, we got to figure this out.
She goes, well...
You were less than a quarter inch from nicking your artery.
So she tries to stitch me up, but it was so deep that the stitches just wouldn't work.
So she finally gets, I don't know, some like heavy duty stitches, gets them in, finally stitches it up.