Jennifer Welch

The challenge is great.

But then now in tennis, they have the Hawkeye everywhere except for the French Open because the French are so stubborn.

which makes me kind of love them.

I love them too.

Fuck you.

We're not going to be nice to you unless we feel like it.

But they have these Hawkeye cameras.

And so now it's just an instant replay.

And then at Roland Garros at the French Open, the umpire goes down and looks for a mark on the clay.

And there's a gajillion marks on the clay.

And then they're like, out.

God bless the French.

I know.

Okay.

Let's dive into these grievances.

Let's first talk about ice, which I think needs to be abolished.

I think that this is an organization that's behaving like ISIS.

And you and I are old enough to remember when we would see these videos when America was doing nation building in the Middle East.

and people would get kidnapped and they had hostages and they had on masks and all of these Republicans were talking about how chicken shit it was that they weren't man enough to even show their faces and they wore these masks.

And now I see this similar thing where I'm from originally in Oklahoma and your producer Sam can attest to this.