Jenny

Now, we already have a very famous celebrity that's going to be on tomorrow to be on the con side of Halloween.

We already have someone for that.

So what we need is someone who wants to be on that's going to be pro-Halloween this time.

So we'll have you call right now if you are a big Halloween person.

We want, like, some bullet points from you.

Just tell us why Halloween's the best.

And then you're going to go up against somebody else who, if you have listened to the show for years, you'll definitely know who this person is to be on the con side of Halloween.

Yes, hi.

Gosh, this is tough, but okay.

All right.

So you're going to take your hair and you're going to like zhuzh it up a bunch, kind of like you're on Jersey Shore.

Because clearly you don't really take care of yourself if you can't take care of the construction of our Minnesota roads.

You also probably have really stinky breath.

So make sure you eat some onions before you start this Halloween costume.

Because another thing is probably hygiene is not like just top of mind for you.

And then also I would say like you're going to build some sort of bed that juts out everything.

of your waist because you're basically going to be laying down the whole time because that's all you do is lay around and you don't actually plan.

Can I give one?

Can I give one to you, Dave?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.