Chapter 1: What exciting trip is planned for the listeners?
Starting at 7 a.m. Just search Dave Ryan TV.
I want to send you on a little trip. I want to get you on the airplane with your friend. Maybe buy you a little vodka soda. A little cranberry splash in there. Get you on the airplane. You fly out to Los Angeles. On the way out there, you'll play your puzzles. Like Wordle, for example. You play your puzzle. I got Wordle in three today, by the way. Wow. Thanks for your enthusiasm, Bailey.
Wow.
Great story.
Tell it again.
And you'll land in L.A. We're going to get you in an Uber to your hotel where you'll check into the hotel. You'll be like, wow, this is a really nice room. This is a big. Look at that. They got a mini fridge. I got a Keurig over here. Look at that. A Keurig. Then you're going to change clothes. You're going to like fix yourself up a little bit. You're going to go out to Sabrina Carpenter.
You're going to enjoy the show. She'll probably throw you like a sweaty towel or a water bottle or something.
Probably wet.
probably real and then after that you'll leave on the way you'll meet somebody who you're really attracted to and you'd be like did you have a good time and they'll be like yeah hi you're cute you want to go get a drink so and then you and your friend will go out and and then then you'll go out the next day to universal studio i got it all figured out yeah universal studios with this new thing okay yeah that sounds great okay but first of all you gotta play the game
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Chapter 2: How can you win a trip to see Sabrina Carpenter?
I think it makes sense.
I mean, it's the end of the year. We've all been working so hard. And you said that you would do it.
You said.
So fork up the bill.
Down to Benihana. So I am. When are we doing it? Next Wednesday?
Next Wednesday, yeah. Are you still able to make it, Jenny? This was double checking a couple things. Jenny's always the first one to be like, I got to see. I got to install these countertops.
And then I got a flight class. I mean, all of that is accurate. I tried to stay busy with things. But no, I'm good. I'm good. I'll be there.
I'll make sure I can still make it.
You got to make sure if you can still make it. You can honestly just send us with your credit card if you want it.
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Chapter 3: What is the peer pressure around going to Benihana?
Same thing. It depends on where you go. Yeah. Some people call it this. And you can buy it down at like Cub and Walmart. Just look for yum yum sauce in the sauce aisle. Have we talked long enough about this?
But Bailey started writing a parody song.
I did. What? I did, but I haven't gotten the go-ahead that I can produce this parody song. But it does go. Immersive hibachi. Ooh, I want to take you. Benihana. Oh, mama. Come on, pretty mama. Yum, yum sauce. Sweet sake. Baby, why don't we go to Benihana? That's where we want to go.
This is why you get the go-ahead. You want to try it for real? Sure. Okay, here you go.
You got a karaoke version?
Yeah, of course I do. Come on.
He's Dave. Count me in. In Golden Valley. Sorry, I got to. There's a place called.
You're a little ahead. There's a place.
There's a place called Benihana. That's where you want to go. And Dave will pay for it all. The Dave Ryan Show. And in Maple Grove. Onion train, go to Tutro. We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a Tokyo band. Down in Benihana, immersive hibachi. Ooh, I want a takey Benihana. Oh, mama, come on, pretty mama. Yum, yum sauce, sweet sake. Baby, why don't we go to Benihana?
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Chapter 4: What are the secrets to enjoying Benihana's shrimp sauce?
There's no email. You might get a confirmation, but just show up. We get you on the list. Show up with your ID tonight. Got to be at least 21 years old. We're doing the costume contest. Gary Spivey, Tammy the tarot card reader at Mystic Lake tonight, 6 till 10.
Dave Ryan Show. Just go to YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Go check that out. And it is live every morning from about 7 until 9 or so. If you want to watch the TV version, like if we were on, I don't know, like a talk show or something.
Yeah.
Like a TV version. You can watch it on your iPad or on your laptop or on your phone.
On your iPad.
You can watch it on your iPad. Do you realize that the word pod, you know where the word podcasting comes from? No. Think about the origination of the word podcasting. Is it from an iPod? iPod. Really? That's where it came from.
Yeah. Well, what do you know?
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Chapter 5: How does Bailey's parody song relate to hibachi dining?
Most people don't realize that because we didn't used to say iPhone, Apple Watch or, you know, whatever. Yeah. It was an iPod. Everybody had an iPod.
Huh. I learned yesterday, I think I read somewhere that the reason people like podcasts so much is because they're lonely.
Isn't that kind of sad? Correlation.
Because they get to listen to other people talk. Yeah. Because otherwise you're just sitting at home by yourself.
Well, I think that's one of the great things about radio and people kind of forget about what radio does. Yeah. You know, there's music. Sure. But I think one of the things that people love about our show is that you get to talk to four people and maybe you do talk back to us. That's fine. Yeah. You hear four people that you probably have something in common with at least one of us.
And I think that's the connection that a lot of people listen to the radio more and more now because they're lonely. A lot of people work alone at home and they miss that connection when you go into work and you walk through the break room and you get something out of the fridge and you make a little coffee in the break room and then say hi to Cheryl. How's your kid? Oh, you're pregnant again.
And people miss that. Yeah. So you get a connection here on the radio. But the difference is with radio. We're right here. We drive on the same crowded streets that you do. We go to the same restaurants that you do. We complain about the same traffic jams that you do. And we see the same weather. And we're live right now.
Live right now.
Live right now.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights of the upcoming Boo Bash event?
We're down to the hard ones now, you guys. Yeah, these are all hard, Dave. These are a little bit more difficult. But, you know, like I said, you win no matter what. True. Amy is up next. Hello, Amy. Hello. What would you be tonight if you came to Boo Bash?
Um, probably a unicorn.
Okay.
I love it. Okay. Next one. Hold on. How many licks does it take to get to the center of A? Let's end it on a good note, you guys. We'll see you there tonight, Amy. Boo Bash tonight. What do we need to know about Boo Bash, Jenna?
Well, basically, the doors open at 6. I say get there pretty early, all right? You want to get in line, get your drinks, get ready to go. Gary Spivey's going to be there. You can get in line early for that as well. Tammy, the tarot card reader, also going to be there. We have $1,000 costume contests happening like every, I think we're starting at like 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 for the costume contest.
Something like that.
I like that. Yeah, we're going to be a little bit loose, but we're going to try to do 738, 30, and 930 for the costume contest and also the laziest costume. For example, if you have a shirt on that says, go ceilings. What are you? You're a ceiling fan. Okay, lazy costumes. $2 grand prize for that one. Two dollars? Two dollars. Good boy.
You have a Dave Ryan. You lucky duck. You get two whole dollars from Dave. But also, it's just going to be, you know, we're going to have a DJ. We're going to be dancing all night. We're going to have a good time. Bailey's going to be walking around taking photos with you. Yeah, and so is Jenny, and so is Dave, and so is Vaughn. We're all going to be walking around. I'm not taking any photos.
No photos? I'm going to be sitting in the back of my phone the whole time.
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