Tessa

Hey.

Yeah, so Jeff and I live together and I woke up the other night at like 1 in the morning and I roll over and he's not there and I know exactly where he is.

He's like playing video games in our basement which is

super annoying because I know he's just gonna like complain about being tired the next day you have to wake up early okay so I I go to get him and I go downstairs but he doesn't hear me he's like face

towards the TV and he has his headphones on like he always does when he's playing video games but something like something seems a little weird he's like talking very quietly which is not usually what he does when he plays video games he's like fucking yelling at the TV and so I'm like what the heck is going on and I get a little bit closer and I realize he's like

How do I say this on the radio?

Like, huffing the carrots.

What?

Yeah.

I'm like, who, like, clearly he was talking to someone.

Well, I'm, like, half awake.

It's 1 a.m., and I'm just, like, did I just see that right?

You were in shock.

No, I mean, I was thinking, like, maybe I should just be honest, but then I was like, no, like, it's too easy for him to lie to me.

And I want to get on more of the roses and see what he does so I can kind of just, like, figure this out.

Yeah, I'm just looking...

I don't know what's going on with you, but I went downstairs the other night, and you were talking pretty quietly to someone while you were playing video games, and you had your pants around your ankles, and I just want to know what's going on.

Yeah, I just, I mean, if you, obviously something's going on, so if you haven't already talked to me about it, then why would I trust you to tell me the truth?

I mean, that's why I did this, because I want to know the truth.

So what exactly were you doing?