Tessa

Still bullying you.

And I didn't want you to feel, like, scared or anything in that situation, so I was kind of anxious.

But then I met Tessa, and she was, like, super nice.

She was super nice.

You're welcome.

Stop judging me.

It was International Tomato Day.

Returning to its goodwill home Now that the last month's rent is scheming With the damage deposit Take this moment to decide If we meant it, if we tried Or felt around for far too much For things that accidentally touched

Hey.

Yeah, so Jeff and I live together and I woke up the other night at like 1 in the morning and I roll over and he's not there and I know exactly where he is.

He's like playing video games in our basement which is

super annoying because I know he's just gonna like complain about being tired the next day you have to wake up early okay so I I go to get him and I go downstairs but he doesn't hear me he's like face

towards the TV and he has his headphones on like he always does when he's playing video games but something like something seems a little weird he's like talking very quietly which is not usually what he does when he plays video games he's like fucking yelling at the TV and so I'm like what the heck is going on and I get a little bit closer and I realize he's like

How do I say this on the radio?

Like, huffing the carrots.

What?

Yeah.

I'm like, who, like, clearly he was talking to someone.

Well, I'm, like, half awake.

It's 1 a.m., and I'm just, like, did I just see that right?