Jeremiah

But sometimes this is tough.

If you're going to use the AI for law, you have to have the constitution in there, but the original copy is heavily guarded in the National Archives.

That's where we come in.

We slip in, destroy it, and slip out before the guards are any the wiser.

I don't think that's what they meant by destroy the original.

Our big problem is the Bible.

It would be hard enough to get the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Israeli security is no laughing matter.

But our lawyer says we have to destroy the original original.

What even is that?

Altman is pushing us to find the Ark of the Covenant, but you can bet he's not the one who's going to have to open it afterwards.

Lucy shrugs.

Why don't you just use Claude Code, she asks, and everyone in the conversation nods along.

A server comes by with a tray of tiny cups.

You each take one.

Yours is full of rocks.

Andreas's is full of dirt.

It doesn't seem like Haiku 3.8 Open Mini Non-Thinking has fully grasped the concept of hors d'oeuvres.

You go into the kitchen, seeking more palatable fare.

There is no food, but Sam and Tran are hunched over a laptop.