Jeremiah

I just told Claude Code to find me a husband, and one showed up at my door the next day.

You spot your friend Nishin.

Hey, you joke.

What are you doing listening in?

I thought you were married.

Happily married and just had my first child, beams Nishin.

Congratulations, boy or girl?

Girl, says Nishin, but don't tell her that.

Oh, you're doing the thing where you raise your child without gender?

But I thought you were a trad-based right-winger.

I am, said Nasheen.

The problem is, I've looked at the transgender rate among kids in the Bay.

Not only is it high, but it keeps increasing.

Extrapolate the trend, and by the time my daughter is 18, there's a 96% chance she'll be trans.

but this is good, sort of, right?

As long as it's far enough from 50%, you have options.

I'm going to raise her as a boy, and then when she inevitably becomes trans and says she wants to be a girl, I'll say, surprise, you're a girl all along.

Isn't she going to eventually, sorry to be crass, look at her genitals and figure it out?

We're going to homeschool her.

We'll just teach her that's what boy genitals look like.