Jeremy (Adam Ray)

Did you ever take self-defense?

Like, did you ever think about, like, what if?

Because you always got to be, in any sort of supervisor role, you got to play the what if game, right?

Let's say you're at a fucking ATM machine, so you're trying to get some cash out, and I just got done getting Taco Bell, and I realized I was a little short on cash, and I got to get some money to go back to get the fucking nachos, right?

Okay.

Hey, motherfucker, give me a fucking gun!

Or give me a, I have a fucking gun, fuck!

All right.

Hey, do you mind if I borrow a $5 bill?

Too mellow.

There's got to be something going on.

You can't just be like, I just like chicken and hanging out.

That's what I do.

Sure, if that's what you want to call it.

Uh, do you ever have, does your wife ever like, cause like, you know, I've, my, you know, my, my, uh, my most boyfriend, Jerry is always like, you know, your mom had been fucking her for a while.

So like at some point we're going to mix it up, bring somebody else into the bed.

Does your wife ever suggest that?

Or do you ever get, I always feel that that's like coming in a marriage where it's like, you got to fucking spice things up.

since for like an hour I was talking to um a real comic and he was like telling me like dude this is the worst thing that could ever happen to you like coming up on stage your first night I'm like well shit I don't want to do that and um dude here we are of course but like my minute I don't know when it started but um

You heard about it?