Jeremy (Adam Ray)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
No, she's fucking, she's fucking, she's hot.
Man, she fucking got over him quick.
She was like, she was sad for two days, and then she was like, it's all good.
And then she was like, who wants some merch?
My mom took my Pokemon cards when I was seven.
I still haven't forgiven that bitch.
My mom's boyfriend, Jerry, fucking, I hope he dies in his sleep.
He's always calling me a virgin.
I'm like, that's not what your flashlight said last night.
No, but I can't wait to have sex.
I can't wait to do intercourse.
I already know what flavor I want.
But not like Halle Berry or Queen Latifah.
I'm going to fuck her so good, she's going to be like, Jeremy's got a sweet dick, but he comes too fast.
All right, fuck, that sucks.
I got a few others, but I was nervous if I do these real quick.
I used to ride scooters in Austin, but then I got hurt when a bunch of kids pointed at my helmet and called me a pussy.