Jeremy Pazderic

Exactly.

And the doctor looks at my mom and goes, okay, hold him.

So my dad laid on my chest.

A nurse grabbed my one arm, and my mom laid on my legs.

And the doctor took my arm.

And all I can say is it felt like the worst Indian rug burn you've ever had.

yeah that's and yeah they used to like do that on your arm oh fuck yeah i still do it to people right and that's all it really felt to me last week right these nipples and uh and it just felt like a really bad indian rug burn it was like and he popped it in there and it got all set and they put it in a cast and x you know they x-rayed it put in the cast it was all fine my you know my arm's good and uh yeah the moral of the story is uh

pain's not a bad thing i guess you know quit being a pussy it's not but also like just don't be a bitch and let them put the needle in you you know i've gotten better since then um yeah but you know i was a kid and i just fucking hated man fucking needles don't bother me honestly it didn't hurt it didn't hurt bad enough where i was like oh i really should have got the shot i was like all right it's over it's fine

Just don't give me a shot, man.

Now that I have to give myself a shot every week, I've gotten a lot better about it.

I can do that now, but

but like, I don't like, um, but I, when I got stitches, like the last three times I've gotten stitches, cause I've had lots of stitches.

I'm like, they were stitching my arm up and I kept like going like this.

And the doctor's like, hey, I'm trying.

I'm like, no, I want to watch.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm like, no, I want to learn how to do stitches so I don't have to come to you next time.

The doctor's like, I wouldn't advise that.

And I'm like, I don't give a fuck what you.