Jerry

You're going to want to hear this.

Jerry's percentages.

I don't love being commissioner as much as I used to.

I actually love it even more.

Are you kidding?

Have you been out drinking?

It's Jerry.

G-E-R-R-Y.

As much as Jerry wants the Ottawa Senators to check out, it's not going to happen.

Because this series is still going to go to seven games.

Jerry's getting nostalgic with the Leafs acting like a dumpster fire again.

And I've got the inside scoop.

They're only going to hire a GM, not a president of hockey operations, too.

Jeff Hoffman will lose the closer role by the end of April if he hasn't already done it.

Well, that's a tough one.

That sneaky devil Mike Vrabel needs to make the playoffs next season to keep his job in New England.

What a coinkydink they were both at the same hotel.

I got the flat in Rotomahana Terrace just before Christmas 1988 so we could do B&D sessions.

Renee told me what to buy from the hardware store and where to hang the chains on the wall.

I also made some whips according to her instructions.