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Jess

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1923 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

snatch it back up i open my wallet and the money is gone my debit card's still there but the cash is completely gone i was like this is the only money i have i need to get it back and i know this guy just took it i turn to my spanish teacher who's sitting on one of the chairs and i say hey i think this guy just pickpocketed me is he making his way out of the train car or he's still in there we're still in route and you can't go into another train car could you walk in between them like on a subway

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

No, it's really crowded. So you would have to very obviously push through.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

No, it's really crowded. So you would have to very obviously push through.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

No, it's really crowded. So you would have to very obviously push through.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

I tell my Spanish teacher and almost immediately she just snaps into action and she's yelling at him in Spanish. She's saying something like, it's a young girl. We're on vacation. Please give her back her money. And he's responding to her in a language that I don't recognize. I later found out that he's speaking in Portuguese, which I guess it's very common for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

I tell my Spanish teacher and almost immediately she just snaps into action and she's yelling at him in Spanish. She's saying something like, it's a young girl. We're on vacation. Please give her back her money. And he's responding to her in a language that I don't recognize. I later found out that he's speaking in Portuguese, which I guess it's very common for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

I tell my Spanish teacher and almost immediately she just snaps into action and she's yelling at him in Spanish. She's saying something like, it's a young girl. We're on vacation. Please give her back her money. And he's responding to her in a language that I don't recognize. I later found out that he's speaking in Portuguese, which I guess it's very common for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

portuguese people to come into the tourist centers of spain and rob people so she's yelling at him it's causing a scene and then all of a sudden the train comes to a stop and then the doors come open and he immediately tries to split and then the p.e teacher runs out after him pins him up against the platform wall oh yay gym teacher

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

portuguese people to come into the tourist centers of spain and rob people so she's yelling at him it's causing a scene and then all of a sudden the train comes to a stop and then the doors come open and he immediately tries to split and then the p.e teacher runs out after him pins him up against the platform wall oh yay gym teacher

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

portuguese people to come into the tourist centers of spain and rob people so she's yelling at him it's causing a scene and then all of a sudden the train comes to a stop and then the doors come open and he immediately tries to split and then the p.e teacher runs out after him pins him up against the platform wall oh yay gym teacher

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

We all pile off the train very quickly and all of a sudden everybody starts to gather around. And I guess as the guy was leaving the train, he had handed off the money to his accomplice, which was a woman. She got dragged off the train too. And then all of a sudden you just hear the Spanish police running down the platform.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

We all pile off the train very quickly and all of a sudden everybody starts to gather around. And I guess as the guy was leaving the train, he had handed off the money to his accomplice, which was a woman. She got dragged off the train too. And then all of a sudden you just hear the Spanish police running down the platform.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

We all pile off the train very quickly and all of a sudden everybody starts to gather around. And I guess as the guy was leaving the train, he had handed off the money to his accomplice, which was a woman. She got dragged off the train too. And then all of a sudden you just hear the Spanish police running down the platform.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

There's like a sea of people, but it's split down the middle. The guy is pinned up against the wall by the PE teacher. I'm standing there with my Spanish teacher, the Spanish police, and the woman who has my money. The Spanish police are yelling at her, I guess telling her to give it back. And then all of a sudden you just see her take her hand and shove it down her pants. Oh!

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

There's like a sea of people, but it's split down the middle. The guy is pinned up against the wall by the PE teacher. I'm standing there with my Spanish teacher, the Spanish police, and the woman who has my money. The Spanish police are yelling at her, I guess telling her to give it back. And then all of a sudden you just see her take her hand and shove it down her pants. Oh!

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

There's like a sea of people, but it's split down the middle. The guy is pinned up against the wall by the PE teacher. I'm standing there with my Spanish teacher, the Spanish police, and the woman who has my money. The Spanish police are yelling at her, I guess telling her to give it back. And then all of a sudden you just see her take her hand and shove it down her pants. Oh!

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

She felt frisky?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

She felt frisky?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

She felt frisky?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Public Transit

So we're all watching this, the police, me, and all of the students, and she is groaning and making weird noises while doing it, too. Oh. See?