Jesse Eisenberg

No, I'm kidding. What he's up to. I wanted to turn down the movie and he called me in for a meeting and he's threatened my career and then he said at the end as I was leaving, he said, I know where you live. I said, what? Jesus Christ. And I was like, are you kidding? And he was like, no, no, no. She told me, his casting director. He goes, no, no, no. She told me where you live. Oh, these guys.

Wow. What a duo. I know. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. When all this stuff came out, I was just like, oh, yeah, I've been telling this story forever. And people sometimes can't believe it. It sounds so shocking. And then, of course, my story was like nothing compared to, you know. Cute.

Wow. What a duo. I know. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. When all this stuff came out, I was just like, oh, yeah, I've been telling this story forever. And people sometimes can't believe it. It sounds so shocking. And then, of course, my story was like nothing compared to, you know. Cute.

Wow. What a duo. I know. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. When all this stuff came out, I was just like, oh, yeah, I've been telling this story forever. And people sometimes can't believe it. It sounds so shocking. And then, of course, my story was like nothing compared to, you know. Cute.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Well, it's just like he was writing just stuff that amused him. And so that was the trick. It's like, oh, yeah, you can write the things that you like, and it'll translate, you know, hopefully. And the other main thing I learned was from Lauren. I don't know if she ever did this to you, probably. But she had a slap me in the movie. Has she slapped you? Probably. Probably.

Well, it's just like he was writing just stuff that amused him. And so that was the trick. It's like, oh, yeah, you can write the things that you like, and it'll translate, you know, hopefully. And the other main thing I learned was from Lauren. I don't know if she ever did this to you, probably. But she had a slap me in the movie. Has she slapped you? Probably. Probably.

Well, it's just like he was writing just stuff that amused him. And so that was the trick. It's like, oh, yeah, you can write the things that you like, and it'll translate, you know, hopefully. And the other main thing I learned was from Lauren. I don't know if she ever did this to you, probably. But she had a slap me in the movie. Has she slapped you? Probably. Probably.

Okay, so this is what she told me. Right before she slapped me, she said, do you know what the trick is to slap somebody in a movie? And I was like, no, please tell me. Thank you, tell me. Did she just whack you? Surprise. Yeah, she goes, you look the person in the eye and then you just, you hit them with your hand. And I was like, oh, that's not a trick at all.

Okay, so this is what she told me. Right before she slapped me, she said, do you know what the trick is to slap somebody in a movie? And I was like, no, please tell me. Thank you, tell me. Did she just whack you? Surprise. Yeah, she goes, you look the person in the eye and then you just, you hit them with your hand. And I was like, oh, that's not a trick at all.

Okay, so this is what she told me. Right before she slapped me, she said, do you know what the trick is to slap somebody in a movie? And I was like, no, please tell me. Thank you, tell me. Did she just whack you? Surprise. Yeah, she goes, you look the person in the eye and then you just, you hit them with your hand. And I was like, oh, that's not a trick at all.

And so she just spent the night slapping me. And that was the trick. And then in this movie I made with Kieran, I said, you know, I have to slap him at the end of the movie. And it's this big thing at the end of the movie. And I told him, do you know the trick? I learned this from the great Laura Linney. And I was like, you just, I slap you really hard.

And so she just spent the night slapping me. And that was the trick. And then in this movie I made with Kieran, I said, you know, I have to slap him at the end of the movie. And it's this big thing at the end of the movie. And I told him, do you know the trick? I learned this from the great Laura Linney. And I was like, you just, I slap you really hard.

And so she just spent the night slapping me. And that was the trick. And then in this movie I made with Kieran, I said, you know, I have to slap him at the end of the movie. And it's this big thing at the end of the movie. And I told him, do you know the trick? I learned this from the great Laura Linney. And I was like, you just, I slap you really hard.

You just gotta make sure you have eye contact. Yeah, exactly. Make eye contact. Yeah, which doesn't mitigate the feeling at all.

You just gotta make sure you have eye contact. Yeah, exactly. Make eye contact. Yeah, which doesn't mitigate the feeling at all.

You just gotta make sure you have eye contact. Yeah, exactly. Make eye contact. Yeah, which doesn't mitigate the feeling at all.

If anything, it makes it worse. Exactly.