Jesse Solomon

Yes. You have to freeze your sperm before chemo. Oh. Because you can become infertile.

Yes. You have to freeze your sperm before chemo. Oh. Because you can become infertile.

I've got 14 vials on ice in Murray Hill. Yeah, you do. If anything ever happens to me and like you just want kids, like I think our offspring would probably be pretty attractive and smart and great smiles.

I've got 14 vials on ice in Murray Hill. Yeah, you do. If anything ever happens to me and like you just want kids, like I think our offspring would probably be pretty attractive and smart and great smiles.

Yeah. Well, that's where I was living at the time and they were like –

Yeah. Well, that's where I was living at the time and they were like –

Yeah. It's actually a really, like, scotch experience. You, like, go in there as, like, this older lady wearing a nurse outfit, like, walks you into this –

Yeah. It's actually a really, like, scotch experience. You, like, go in there as, like, this older lady wearing a nurse outfit, like, walks you into this –

room in a basement and like there's a recliner chair with like doctor chair paper and she like rips it and she's like there's magazines here and porn on the TV and I turn it on and there's like a legit two guy one girl double team going on and I was like I'll just use my phone thanks I got my own and then you're just like which way do I point the cup do I go down which way do you point it the first time I went up and the second time I tried to go down and

room in a basement and like there's a recliner chair with like doctor chair paper and she like rips it and she's like there's magazines here and porn on the TV and I turn it on and there's like a legit two guy one girl double team going on and I was like I'll just use my phone thanks I got my own and then you're just like which way do I point the cup do I go down which way do you point it the first time I went up and the second time I tried to go down and

And I had to come back a third time because I was like, I have cancer. I might die. Like, they tell you not to have sex or jerk off so you can, like, build up sperm before the bank. And then it was, like, the 4th of July weekend. Like, I was at the Soho house. There was a cute girl. Where's the story going?

And I had to come back a third time because I was like, I have cancer. I might die. Like, they tell you not to have sex or jerk off so you can, like, build up sperm before the bank. And then it was, like, the 4th of July weekend. Like, I was at the Soho house. There was a cute girl. Where's the story going?

Well, I had sex the night before my sperm banking appointment.

Well, I had sex the night before my sperm banking appointment.

And they were like, little light today.

And they were like, little light today.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My mom was so mad at me.

My mom was so mad at me.