Jessica Kirson

Because my kids. Gotcha. Yeah, my daughter likes it. Okay. Huh. Yeah. Not bad. I like binoculars. I don't know what the fuck I just said. That should have been the name of my special. I like binoculars. I feel like everyone will watch it if I say it.

Yep. Okay. I just spilled seltzer on myself. I've been to a TJ Maxx because I've been looking for clothes.

Yep. Okay. I just spilled seltzer on myself. I've been to a TJ Maxx because I've been looking for clothes.

Yep. Okay. I just spilled seltzer on myself. I've been to a TJ Maxx because I've been looking for clothes.

Yeah. Why not? I'm just asking. No, I'm saying like I feel like those places sometimes have better stuff than the nice.

Yeah. Why not? I'm just asking. No, I'm saying like I feel like those places sometimes have better stuff than the nice.

Yeah. Why not? I'm just asking. No, I'm saying like I feel like those places sometimes have better stuff than the nice.

New t-shirts. I need new t-shirts. You go in with a direction. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Very good. Because there's so many things in there I wouldn't wear. It's chaotic. Yeah.

New t-shirts. I need new t-shirts. You go in with a direction. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Very good. Because there's so many things in there I wouldn't wear. It's chaotic. Yeah.

New t-shirts. I need new t-shirts. You go in with a direction. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Very good. Because there's so many things in there I wouldn't wear. It's chaotic. Yeah.

I'm not wearing a summer dress.

I'm not wearing a summer dress.

I'm not wearing a summer dress.

Does someone have onions?

Does someone have onions?

Does someone have onions?

Old world shit. That is hysterical.

Old world shit. That is hysterical.

Old world shit. That is hysterical.

Right. There's different things. It's not a remedy, but if you want something to happen when you're Jewish, my mother always says to turn a glass over. Really? That's a big thing if you want something to work out.