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Chapter 1: What is the big announcement in this episode?
Gang, we got a big announcement. The Back on the Block Tour is going on sale. Do yourself a favor, get some tickets. We're coming to a city near you. We're doing big shows, some of our favorite spots. We can't wait to see you out there.
Chapter 2: Where is Jessica Kirson performing next?
Yeah, starting in September, we're in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, then Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Georgia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina, Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at the Met. The biggest show we've ever done. Then we're doing Rochester, New York, and Toronto, Canada. All tickets are on sale.
Get them at rugarbage.com. Do it.
Chapter 3: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we finally have to get to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash.
Garbage.
I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition. She's got a little pink eye. Oh, no. Yeah. The party trick's kind of snuck back up on her. She won't be doing that again. Okay. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. Slightly amused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman.
Bit of a tough crowd. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
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Chapter 4: What makes Jessica Kirson a special guest?
What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in, as always. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, gang. Check that out. Part of that creator program. And also, the best website in the world, www.patreon.com. Go over there and get all that bonus content.
Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly and I mean, incredibly special guest back with us again today. It has been a while. The last time she was here was in the infancy of this program. She came through the ringer as classy. Yeah. Now we're going to try to find some dirt under those fingernails. She is one of the funniest. Yes. One of the best.
One of the most hardworking stand-up comedians out there today. And she has a brand new special out on Hulu right now called I'm the Man. Give it up for the one, the only Jessica Curson, everybody.
Wow. Thank you so much. There she is. Thank you. Look at you. A killer. Wow, I feel... What the hell was that? I feel unsafe. Yeah, that was such a weird pause. We all thought we were all going there. Give her a hand. Yay.
We'll put in some laughter.
Oh, yeah. Can you juice that up?
We're going to take both of us out of here, too. It's going to just be you. Thank you for coming back on the show. Yes.
It's been a while. I'm so glad to be here. I was like, I've been dying to do it again.
Oh, we're going to get you this time. One of the heavy requested guests, so we're happy to have you back. Oh, that's so nice. You're also, we haven't crossed paths in a minute. You know what I mean? It's been a while. Everybody's out there running around. I think it was the last time at Moon Tower, and you're one of those people that when you bump into, we saw you at the airport.
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Chapter 5: What funny dog story does Jessica Kirson share?
Please, what do you got in the hopper there, big man?
Any athlete's foot currently? That's so weird. You just said that. Oh, my God. Do you? That's a great question. She's getting real political. Thank you for that question. Yeah, yeah.
Thank you. I don't think it's athlete's foot because I can barely get out of bed, but my toes are very dry and itchy. There's something. I think because they've been in so many vaginas.
A couple of toe jobs.
Yeah, yeah. No, I seriously noticed that yesterday. I'm like, oh my God, I have very dry, flaky toes.
Are you moisturizing them daily?
No, I don't take care of myself. I really don't.
Do you wash your feet? Because that's something that's come up. You do?
Yes.
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Chapter 6: How does Jessica Kirson feel about fast food?
Who the hell is Ernie Ernesto?
He's a very popular newsman.
He's like a newsman. Oh, I just saw him.
He's in every diner in New York.
I met him, I think, at a restaurant in Jersey. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to think of who I met as a kid.
That's a perfect one. That's a great one. That's really good. Any local newscaster is fantastic.
Yeah, definitely. But then it changed, of course, over time.
Now even in comedy, who's the most famous person you've met?
I mean, I've met... It's Bobby D. Right? Oh, right. De Niro. Right. De Niro is the, I think, is the biggest star. And I worked with him and became friends with him. Yeah, I remember that. That's fucking crazy.
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Chapter 7: What are Jessica Kirson's favorite snacks?
Chapter 8: What experiences does Jessica Kirson have with celebrities?
Yeah, except for the corn and the syphilis. No, I have nice feet. I'm serious. I could put my feet online and make a lot of money. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Now Jim Norton's going to contact me.
He's going to be outside in a minute. Is Norton a feet guy? I think so.
I think Norton's an everything guy. Yeah, I think so. Hey, I'm with him.
I don't think there's much that he shies away from.
I don't have a dick, but I do have nice feet.
Shout out to Jim Norton. All-time fave. Okay, this is one that's come up that's been popular in the show of recent. Who was the most famous person you met growing up?
Wow.
It could have been like... You know, a radio guy or local news.
So when I was a kid.
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