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Jessica Kirson

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

No, I play like on a thing that has like 50 kind of slot games. And then I go from one to the next.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

No, I play like on a thing that has like 50 kind of slot games. And then I go from one to the next.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

No, I play like on a thing that has like 50 kind of slot games. And then I go from one to the next.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

whoa yeah i mean a lot of people will leave shows and do like cocaine and i'm like on fucking you know cherry cherry cherry yeah okay wow you know what it is my brain is so crazy so it's like i see just images and numbers and i'm not thinking about anything because my brain is always right you know you guys are probably like that too sure man you got a swiffer at the house yeah okay what's the vacuum cleaner

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

whoa yeah i mean a lot of people will leave shows and do like cocaine and i'm like on fucking you know cherry cherry cherry yeah okay wow you know what it is my brain is so crazy so it's like i see just images and numbers and i'm not thinking about anything because my brain is always right you know you guys are probably like that too sure man you got a swiffer at the house yeah okay what's the vacuum cleaner

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

whoa yeah i mean a lot of people will leave shows and do like cocaine and i'm like on fucking you know cherry cherry cherry yeah okay wow you know what it is my brain is so crazy so it's like i see just images and numbers and i'm not thinking about anything because my brain is always right you know you guys are probably like that too sure man you got a swiffer at the house yeah okay what's the vacuum cleaner

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

poland springs okay sometimes fiji okay okay i had the one you know the tank where you i never used i did that too i just got rid i had it for years we just got rid of it yeah it's like a waste if you're not good whatever yeah if we were at the house and we opened up the refrigerator would there be anything expired in there No, and I'll tell you why.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

poland springs okay sometimes fiji okay okay i had the one you know the tank where you i never used i did that too i just got rid i had it for years we just got rid of it yeah it's like a waste if you're not good whatever yeah if we were at the house and we opened up the refrigerator would there be anything expired in there No, and I'll tell you why.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

poland springs okay sometimes fiji okay okay i had the one you know the tank where you i never used i did that too i just got rid i had it for years we just got rid of it yeah it's like a waste if you're not good whatever yeah if we were at the house and we opened up the refrigerator would there be anything expired in there No, and I'll tell you why.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

There might be that I didn't notice, but I grew up in a house where everything was expired. Every fucking thing. Like, the cheese had confetti. So I am traumatized. I know some people understand this, but I am traumatized. Like, I smell water. Like, I am traumatized by food. Like, that's gone bad. So even if the milk says, you know, June whatever, I'm smelling it. Okay. It was bad.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

There might be that I didn't notice, but I grew up in a house where everything was expired. Every fucking thing. Like, the cheese had confetti. So I am traumatized. I know some people understand this, but I am traumatized. Like, I smell water. Like, I am traumatized by food. Like, that's gone bad. So even if the milk says, you know, June whatever, I'm smelling it. Okay. It was bad.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

There might be that I didn't notice, but I grew up in a house where everything was expired. Every fucking thing. Like, the cheese had confetti. So I am traumatized. I know some people understand this, but I am traumatized. Like, I smell water. Like, I am traumatized by food. Like, that's gone bad. So even if the milk says, you know, June whatever, I'm smelling it. Okay. It was bad.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

So there was rotten meat. It was so I can't do it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

So there was rotten meat. It was so I can't do it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

So there was rotten meat. It was so I can't do it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

Every time. That's a good one.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Jessica Kirson Returns!

Every time. That's a good one.